Sunday, December 20, 2015

Wake Me Up When the Season is Over

Celebrity Death Match --- Murray vs Chip
Chip Kelly must feel silly. I have no clue what DeMarco Murray did. Murray may not be worth the 40 million for 5 years that the Eagles are paying him, but he is good for something. And that is converting on third down. He is successful on all 12 of his 3rd down conversion attempts. Someone who is getting paid the big money that he is should touch the ball consistently no matter how bad he is. The past three games he is averaging a minuscule 7 rushing attempts. It seems like Kelly is trying to prove something by not playing Murray. Both Murray and the Eagles are terrible, so what is the loss in letting him play? If the Eagles cut him at the end of the season, it would be a gigantic 13 million dollar hit on their salary cap.

Defense is Struggling Mightily Again
Eagles need to improve in the red zone. If the opposing team gets within 20 yards of the Eagle’s end zone, they are almost guaranteed to score a touchdown. There is absolutely no depth in the secondary. Yeah they are not healthy, but who cares.

Not only does Philadelphia have a terrible red zone defense, but they also cannot defend against the run. They are ranked 5th worst in the league in stopping the run. Mychal Kendricks cannot make a tackle and Kiko Alonso is a bust. The Eagles are trying tackle high and are getting embarrassed. Almost every tackle they look like they are trying to strip the ball; when all they need to do is make the tackle. Bottom line is if the Eagles cannot stop the run, they will never be a good team.

Sit-Down Jordan Matthews
When Jordan Matthews was drafted he seemed like a timid and shy receiver. Now, for some reason that he is almost done with his second season, he is acting as if he is God’s gift to the world. Number 81 did not do anything worthwhile to warrant his cockiness. I hope the Linc breaks out in a, “Dude you’re not that good” chant. Every Eagles fan can only hope for Matthews to be as good as he thinks is. I get that his job is run down a field and catch a ball made out of pigskin; but how can anyone be celebrating like he is when the team is as terrible as they are.

Do you hear the fat lady?
Most Philadelphia fans wish that their beloved Eagles can be finally eliminated from the playoffs like most teams that have a record of 6 – 8. No matter how many times they lose, Eagles fans cannot be put out of their misery because they still have a legitimate chance to make the playoffs. If the Eagles win their next two games against Washington and the Giants, then they would be in the playoffs. So hooray for the division being terrible?

- Pants                                                  

Somebody Caption this with a speech bubble.             Eagles are a walking zombie!



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